RT @Sonic_Screwup: BEN CARSON HAS DECLINED A TRUMP TEAM POSITION BECAUSE HE HAS NO 'EXPERIENCE RUNNING A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT' BUT HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
RT @eveewing: CNN is playing off your cortisol & adrenaline levels. They do it even when nothing is happening. They're like Guy Fieri but with ugly suits.
RT @robdelaney: .@realDonaldTrump Can I pitch shows to Trump TV yet? How about a game show where you make (hot) chicks in wheelchairs fight for medicine?
RT @DPRK_News: Latest predictions by US celebrity astrologer Neil Degrasse Tyson show a mind descending into murky depths of marihuana befogged madness.
RT @drewtoothpaste: ME: anyone but trumpGARY JOHNSON: I will outlaw schools.JILL STEIN: Crystals are the only technology we need.ME: ok hillary i guess
RT @bengoldacre: One silver lining: from today, nobody in the UK can pretend other countries are responsible for our own policy failures. Good thing too.